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04 / 04 — SideStopped Listening Two Drinks Ago
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Black“YOU CAN KEEP TALKING. I STOPPED LISTENING TWO DRINKS AGO.” on the back. Black, oversized.
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Static is the STRTWRZ line for the noise that never lands. We made it for a woman who lets people finish their sentences and simply does not receive them. She is not rude and not bored; she is somewhere better, and the line tells the room where the cut-off was. It reads as a joke to her friends and as a closed door to anyone still explaining himself. It is the flex of choosing what gets through, worn in plain words for everyone behind her at the bar. Nobody in front of her needs to know.
