One Of These Helped

We made this for anyone who has done the work and still checked. The first three lines are a self-improvement arc; the fourth admits which one actually did anything. It is unisex because the behaviour is. It belongs to people who can laugh at themselves out loud, on a boardwalk, on a car bonnet, on a rooftop, without needing the joke explained. The three-beat structure was built for a back: the punchline is only readable once the person has already walked past you.