The Doorman's Number

This is the tee for the woman who has already decided how tonight ends and it does not involve giving her number to a stranger at the bar. The Doorman's Number is polite, final and funny, which is the only way to say no in a room that expensive. We shot it on sports cars, at cocktail bars and in hotel lobbies because that is where she is, in Black, with silver at her neck and everyone else reading her back. one line, one line, said once.