DROP 001
Black
I SAW YOUR CALL. I SAW YOUR TEXTS. I SAW MYSELF OUT.
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YOU CAN KEEP TALKING. I STOPPED LISTENING TWO DRINKS AGO.
THE BAR CLOSED AN HOUR AGO. I DIDN'T.
I'M ON MY WAY HOME. I JUST DIDN'T SAY WHOSE.
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Charcoal
YOU SAID I WAS A LOT TO HANDLE. SO STOP HANDLING.
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Dark Grey
I SAID I'D BE HOME BY TWELVE. I DIDN'T SAY WHICH DAY.
HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER. I GAVE HIM THE DOORMAN'S.
I TOLD THE BARTENDER THIS IS MY LAST ONE. HE'S HEARD THAT FOUR TIMES TONIGHT.
MY PHONE'S NOT DEAD. IT'S JUST DEAD TO YOU.
I TOLD THEM ONE MORE DRINK. THAT WAS TUESDAY.
HE SAID HE'D CALL. I SAID I'D BE OUT. ONE OF US KEPT OUR WORD.
I WAS GOING TO GO HOME EARLY. I'M TELLING YOU THIS FROM THE FLOOR.
THEY BOOKED ME A FLIGHT HOME. I BOOKED ANOTHER WEEK.
I'M SMALL. I'M QUIET. THE BOUNCER STILL KNOWS MY NAME.
HE'S CALLING. I'M DANCING. ONE OF US IS BUSY.
MY MOTHER THINKS I'M ASLEEP. SO DOES MY BOSS.
MY FEET HURT. MY DRINK'S EMPTY. I'M NOT LEAVING.
I DON'T KNOW WHOSE PARTY THIS IS. IT'S MINE NOW.
HE SAID HE KNEW A NICE PLACE. I AM THE NICE PLACE.
I'M NOT ON THE LIST. I WROTE THE LIST.
NOT MY PARTY. NOT MY CAR. STILL MY NIGHT.
ONE MORE, I SAID. I'VE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE TEN.
I TOLD MY MOTHER I'D BE HOME SOON. SOON IS NOT A TIME.
I DON'T ASK WHAT TIME IT STARTS. IT STARTS WHEN I GET THERE.
YOU DIDN'T LOSE ME. YOU WATCHED ME PICK UP MY KEYS.
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE. THAT'S WHY I'M EVERYWHERE.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUIET ONE. IT WAS NOT A QUIET ONE.
I DON'T NEED A PLUS ONE. I'M THE WHOLE GUEST LIST.
GOODNIGHT, I TEXTED. THE CAR WAS ALREADY OUTSIDE.
Vintage Black
SHE SAID ONE DRINK. IT'S 4AM. I'M STILL HOLDING IT.
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I CAME FOR ONE DRINK. THAT WAS FOUR CITIES AGO.
EARLY NIGHT, I PROMISED. IT'S 5AM. THAT'S EARLY.
HE SAID I'D REGRET IT IN THE MORNING. STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ONE.
ONE MARTINI. ONE WAREHOUSE. ONE SUNRISE. IN THAT ORDER.
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. HE'S MY RIDE.
I WASN'T INVITED. I WAS EXPECTED.
NOT A RAPPER NOT A DEALER NOT A TRUST FUND NOT AN INFLUENCER JUST A GUY WHOSE MOM STOPPED ASKING WHAT HE DOES
NOT A HUSTLER NOT A GRINDER NOT A DREAMER I JUST WAKE UP EXPENSIVE AND WORK BACKWARDS
I'M NOT TAYLOR SWIFT I DON'T WRITE ABOUT MY EXES I JUST TELL THEIR NEW GIRLFRIENDS
I'M NOT THE WEEKND I CAN FEEL MY FACE I JUST CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING FOR YOU
MY THERAPIST SAYS I'VE MADE PROGRESS SHE SAYS IT IN THE VOICE PEOPLE USE FOR DOGS
THERAPY TAUGHT ME TO SET BOUNDARIES NOW I HAVE SO MANY NOBODY CAN FIND ME
NOT A NARCISSIST I'VE ASKED MYSELF MANY TIMES AND I ALWAYS GIVE A GREAT ANSWER
SHE SAID IT'S ME OR THE CAR I'M TYPING THIS FROM THE CAR SHE'S IN THE PASSENGER SEAT
I DON'T HAVE A TYPE I HAVE A PATTERN AND MY MOM CAN DESCRIBE IT FROM MEMORY
MY GIRLFRIEND IS CRAZY I'M THE REASON WE'RE VERY HAPPY PLEASE DON'T TALK TO EITHER OF US
HE SAID I WAS TOO MUCH SO I BECAME MORE NOW HE'S TOO LITTLE
HOT FRIENDLY AND FULLY AWARE OF WHAT THAT DOES TO YOU PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
NONE OF MY HATERS HAVE A PASSPORT SO TECHNICALLY I'M LOVED INTERNATIONALLY
I'M NOT RICH YET I'M JUST EXPENSIVE EARLY THE MONEY IS RUNNING LATE
SOBER ME MAKES PLANS DRUNK ME MAKES FRIENDS HUNGOVER ME MAKES APOLOGIES NONE OF US TALK
DEAR PERSON BEHIND ME YOU'VE READ TWO LINES ALREADY IT'S WORKING KEEP WALKING
NOT BORN INTO IT NOT MARRIED INTO IT NOT VOTED INTO IT I JUST STARTED WEARING THE CROWN AND NOBODY STOPPED ME
NOT FAMOUS NOT RICH NOT HUMBLE TWO OUT OF THREE ARE TEMPORARY
NOT YOUR TYPE NOT YOUR PROBLEM NOT YOUR BUSINESS STILL SOMEHOW ALL THREE BY FRIDAY
I'VE BEEN TO THERAPY I'VE BEEN TO THE GYM I'VE BEEN TO YOUR EX'S PAGE ONE OF THESE HELPED
I'M NOT BEYONCÉ I'M NOT IRREPLACEABLE I'M JUST EXPENSIVE TO RETURN AND YOU LOST THE RECEIPT
NO DEGREE NO PLAN NO SAVINGS NO IDEA AND STILL THE MOST STABLE PERSON YOU KNOW
I DON'T OVERTHINK I THINK THE CORRECT AMOUNT ABOUT THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED
UNDIAGNOSED UNMEDICATED UNBOTHERED UNAVAILABLE SO FAR ONLY ONE OF THESE IS A CHOICE
EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M NOT GIVING YOU
I'M NOT SZA I'M NOT GOOD DAYS I'M A GOOD NIGHT AND A TERRIBLE MORNING
I DON'T HAVE A PERSONALITY DISORDER I HAVE A PERSONALITY THE DISORDER IS YOURS TO DEAL WITH
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