Tell Their New Girlfriends

We made this for the women who liked the Rihanna line and wanted something with more teeth. Eighteen to thirty, sharp, loyal to their friends, allergic to sad songs. The joke updates the artist and sharpens the punchline: she is not writing an album, she is making a phone call. It is the group chat worn on a tee, worn to the club where the ex might be. It represents a specific kind of honesty, the kind that protects the next girl instead of performing the hurt. Men buy it too, usually after a woman told them exactly what it means.