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04 / 04 — SideThe Car Was Already Outside
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Charcoal“GOODNIGHT, I TEXTED. THE CAR WAS ALREADY OUTSIDE.” on the back. Black, heavyweight fleece.
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This one is for the man whose night starts when the polite version of the evening ends. He answered the family group chat at ten, he sent the work email at eleven, and by one he is stepping out of a black SUV into somebody else's flash. The line is plain, it is funny in a second, and it is true for more people than will admit it. It represents the part of STRTWRZ that lives after hours: the drive, the floor, the confetti, the alibi. Everyone behind him reads it. Nobody who matters is awake to.
