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04 / 04 — SideThe Bouncer Knows My Name
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Black“I'M SMALL. I'M QUIET. THE BOUNCER STILL KNOWS MY NAME.” on the back. Black, oversized, 255 g/m².
- 255
g/m² Heavyweight - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
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We made this for the friend nobody suspects. She's the quiet one at the table and the reason the whole table is now standing on the pavement. The line is a confession delivered with a straight face, and it's funnier the smaller the person wearing it. It represents the kind of confidence that doesn't need volume: she doesn't argue with security, she just puts her bag on her shoulder and leads everyone to the next place. Whoever is walking behind her reads the whole story in four lines and knows exactly whose fault tonight was.
