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BlackNO DEGREE / NO PLAN / NO SAVINGS / NO IDEA / AND STILL THE MOST STABLE PERSON YOU KNOW. Oversized 240 gsm heavyweight tee in Black, back print only.
- 255
g/m² heavyweight cotton - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
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We made this one for the friend everyone calls at 2AM. No qualifications, no five-year plan, no cushion, no clue, and still the calmest voice in the group chat. The slogan runs as a list of lacks and flips on the last line, and that flip is the whole sale: the joke is on anyone who thought the checklist was what made a person steady. It is for Gen Z of any gender who are done apologising for not having it together on paper. Wear it as a receipt for the version of stability that actually counts, the kind that shows up.
