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04 / 04 — SideLoved Internationally
064$59
BlackOversized Black tee. 'None of my haters have a passport, so technically I'm loved internationally.' Printed once, on the back.
- 255
g/m² heavyweight cotton - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
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We made this for the buyer who already owns the economy-class version of the joke and wanted tighter logic. This one closes the loop: no passport, no reach, so the love is international by default. It is unisex, sized for anyone who likes a tee that falls past the belt, and it belongs to people who travel more than the people talking about them. The line is a boast that is also a proof. It represents the STRTWRZ position on noise: you do not answer it, you outgrow its borders. Read once from behind, it does the whole job before you have turned around.
