01 / 04 — Back
02 / 04 — Front
03 / 04 — Side
04 / 04 — SideNone Of Us Talk
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Black“SOBER ME MAKES PLANS DRUNK ME MAKES FRIENDS HUNGOVER ME MAKES APOLOGIES NONE OF US TALK” on the back. Black, oversized, 255 g/m².
- 255
g/m² Heavyweight - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
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The strongest line in the bank, on a tee because it deserves the summer as well. Three characters and a punchline, and everyone knows which one they are tonight. It is unisex, for the friend who books the table, the friend who fills it, and the friend who sends the message the next morning, all of whom are the same person. It represents the STRTWRZ rule about words: short, loud, said once, read from behind. You never have to explain it. The person behind you at the confetti drop already gets it.
