
Hot And Friendly
063$59
BlackTwo words and a warning label, printed once on the back of an oversized faded black tee: HOT / FRIENDLY / AND FULLY AWARE OF WHAT THAT DOES TO YOU / PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. Blank front, crown signature.
- 255
g/m² heavyweight cotton - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
The number one line in this category has always been two words. We kept them and added the part everyone was thinking. This one is for the person who is genuinely warm, knows exactly what that warmth does to a room, and has decided that is not their problem. Mostly her, sometimes him, always on purpose. Faded black because it should look effortless, like it was pulled from the floor and still won the night. It represents consent given in advance: the disclaimer is on the back, the terms are clear, and anyone who reads it and keeps walking toward you has agreed. Proceed at your own risk.









