
I Wrote The List
033$59
Black“I'M NOT ON THE LIST. I WROTE THE LIST.” on the back. Black, oversized, 255 g/m².
- 255
g/m² Heavyweight - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
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Guest lists are for people who need permission. This one is for the man who walks past the clipboard because the door already knows him, and for anyone who has ever been asked for a name and answered with a shrug. The line is arrogant on purpose and funny on purpose, the kind of thing you can say with a straight face on a rooftop at blue hour and get a laugh from the person behind you. We made it in one weight, one colour and one line because that is how the people who wear it operate: no explanation, no second colourway. It reads from across the terrace.









