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04 / 04 — SideTelling You This From The Floor
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Black“I WAS GOING TO GO HOME EARLY. I'M TELLING YOU THIS FROM THE FLOOR.” on the back. Black, oversized, 255 g/m².
- 255
g/m² Heavyweight - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
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This one is for the person who is honest about himself. He knows the plan was to leave early and he knows he was never going to. The line is a confession and a flex at the same time, which is why it works on the back of a tee: the people behind you at the bar read the setup, then the punch, then they order another round too. It represents choosing the night on purpose, not by accident. He wears it to the marble bar, the boardwalk, the warehouse and the confetti drop, and it's the last thing anyone sees before he disappears into the crowd.
