Nobody Can Find Me

For the introverts who still go out, just on their own terms. This is the person who has the shoulder bag packed before the first drink, who loves the balcony more than the floor, who leaves without saying goodbye and means nothing by it. Therapy gave them the language; the tee gives them the exit line. It is unisex and it reads as a joke on themselves, not on anyone else, which is why partners keep borrowing it. We put it on the hotel balcony, at the back of the yacht, at the VIP rail, because the best boundaries are drawn in nice places.