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BlackOversized faded black tee. Back print: I DON'T HAVE A TYPE / I HAVE A PATTERN / AND MY MOM CAN DESCRIBE IT FROM MEMORY. Blank front, crown signature.
- 255
g/m² heavyweight cotton - 30 days
Returns on every piece - Free $89+
US shipping, 5–8 days
2 tees $105 · 3 tees $145 · applied at checkout
We made this one for the people who have done the work, seen the pattern and gone back anyway. It is the therapy-adjacent admission you make after the third round, the one your mom could recite without looking up from her phone. Unisex, because the pattern does not care who is wearing it. Faded black so it looks like it has been in the rotation for years already. It represents the kind of self-awareness that changes nothing and hides nothing: you know exactly who you keep falling for, and you are wearing it out tonight. Everyone behind you gets the joke. The person in front of you is probably the pattern.
